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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cantwejust-be
curseworm

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

howdymynamesis

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

curseworm

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

howdymynamesis

what

imcompleatlylostsendhelp

Is that a threat or a promise?

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cantwejust-be
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Hey uh if you go to that blog
And click that link
The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password...
moosers

wh……….

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Hey uh if you go to that blog


And click that link


The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this


And that url takes you here


I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

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Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

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On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

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Okay that binary translates to ascii code


Which then translates to this


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So when we log in to that email account


There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder


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The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it


gaycholita

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

postmarxed

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

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bifacts
bifacts

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

fierceawakening

You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck

stevviefox

Unfortunately, roast pillow is not a popular menu item.

But this is delightfully well written!

bifacts

No ducks were harmed in the making of this post